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Random Riddle: 1-14-2013
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Jan 142013
Jan 142013
Joe Biden decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start.
A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.
A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.
“But I think I know now where I’m going wrong,” said Joe. “I think I am planting them too deep.”
Harry Reid Fingered In Bribery Case
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Jan 132013
Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go.
Embattled St. George businessman Jeremy Johnson says new Utah Attorney General John Swallow helped broker a deal in 2010 in which Johnson believed he was to pay Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid $600,000 to make a federal investigation into Johnson’s company go away.
But when the federal government filed a lawsuit Johnson thought he had paid to quash, he demanded Swallow return some of the $250,000 initial payment. Then, just days before the Nov. 6 election, Johnson engaged in a frenetic but unsuccessful effort to get Swallow to drop out of the race, saying information about what Johnson called a “bribe” would come out and force the Republican’s resignation if he became attorney general.
Johnson’s allegations come less than a week after Swallow took the oath of office. Federal agents have interviewed several Utahns about Johnson’s relationship with Swallow, among other issues, according to those interviewed. The FBI would not comment.
Johnson said he does not know if any of the money he paid in the deal actually reached anyone connected to Reid.
Reid’s office declined to comment, spokeswoman Kristen Orthman said Friday.
Jan 132013
WARNING TO LIBERALS: The following sentence may be considered racist to some without a sense of humor.
Obama on Mount Rushmore… as soon as they find some black granite!
Yep, put him up there. Why not? He is such an upstanding pillar of American values and standards. And he has done so much in his life. What an accomplished person he is.
But, being serious for a minute, he does represent where American values are today. He is a monument to mediocracy and nothingness. I say, lets rename America to Obamanation. To hell with it. Let’s do it.
BTW, that ain’t no cigarette he’s smoking.
Sign the Petition: Make the White House a Gun-Free Zone!
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Jan 132013
More fun with petitions!
The latest citizen-generated petition on the official White House site:
WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:
Eliminate armed guards for the President, Vice-President, and their families, and establish Gun Free Zones around them
Gun Free Zones are supposed to protect our children, and some politicians wish to strip us of our right to keep and bear arms. Those same politicians and their families are currently under the protection of armed Secret Service agents. If Gun Free Zones are sufficient protection for our children, then Gun Free Zones should be good enough for politicians.