Joke Of The Day: Guess Which One I’m Going To Marry

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Sep 262012
 

Rubber ChickenA young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.”

The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.

He then says,”Okay, Ma. Guess which one I’m going to marry.”

She immediately replies, “The red-head in the middle.”

“That’s amazing, Ma. You’re right. How did you know?”

“I don’t like her.”

 

 

The 2012 Election And The Supreme Court

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Sep 252012
 

I’d just ask you to keep four things in mind:

1. Justice Scalia just turned 78.
2. Justice Kennedy will turn 78 later this year.
3. Justice Breyer will be 76 in August.
4. Justice Ginsburg recently turned 81.

Whoever we elect as president in November is almost certainly going to choose at least one and maybe more new members of the Supreme Court — in addition to hundreds of other life-tenured federal judges, all of whom will be making momentous decisions about our lives for decades to come.

If you don’t think it matters whether the person making those calls is Mitt Romney or Barack Obama, THINK AGAIN.

So for anybody who is thinking of not voting because your favorite didn’t get nominated, or writing in a candidate who can’t win…, just imagine this possibility:
‘SUPREME COURT JUSTICE ERIC HOLDER’

After you have stopped gasping, kindly send this forward to your list of concerned citizens.

The Strongest Girl In The World Prank

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Sep 252012
 

You have to give the little girl credit for keeping a straight face.

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This little girl managed to get so many donations that nobody can even lift the buckets full of coins… except her because she’s the strongest girl in the world! Either that or the buckets are tricked. I wish she caught some Jersey Shore type guys just to see the look on their face.

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