How To Of The Day: How to Fold An American Flag

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Aug 162012
 

Many people incorrectly fold the flag of the United States of America. After the flag is completely folded and tucked in, it takes on the appearance of a cocked hat, ever reminding us of those who served under General George Washington and Captain John Paul Jones, and anyone of the Armed Forces of the United States who secure our rights, privileges, and freedoms we enjoy today. To show respect, citizens of the United States of America fold the flag a special way, outlined below.

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Random Riddle: 8-16-2012

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Aug 162012
 
Water.
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I am everywhere. I am inside you. I surround you. I can be seen by you. I can kill you. Yet you play in me.

What am I?

Joke Of The Day: 8-16-2012

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Aug 162012
 

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger.

The huge guy behind the counter bellows, “ONE BURGER!”

The cook, who’s even bigger, screams, “BUR-GER!” Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and tosses it on the grill.

The old lady says, “That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!”

The counterman says, “Yeah? You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts!”