Random Riddle

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Jul 182012
 
A body in a coffin with the bearers.
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There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry.

Joke Of The Day

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Jul 182012
 

“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”

“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”

“I know all that.”

“Then, why did you invite a friend for supper?”

“Because the poor guy is thinking about getting married.”