Random Riddle

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Jun 232012
 
A 'One Way' sign!
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I always point in the right direction. My instructions are written in black and white. Disobey me and pay the consequences. I will never say more than two words at a time.

What am I?

Joke Of The Day

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Jun 232012
 

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.”

The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.”

The third said, “I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded.”

The fourth one said, “I like to operate on politicians. They’re heartless spineless, gutless, and their heads and their ass are interchangeable.”