Joke Of The Day

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Jun 112012
 

There were three friends – a lawyer, a doctor and a manager. The three of them were talking about the merits of having a wife vs. the merits of having a mistress.

The lawyer says, “It is more convenient to have a mistress. If you have a wife and want a divorce, there are all sorts of legal issues.”

The doctor remarks: “It is certainly better to have a wife as it gives you a sense of security which in turn lowers your stress and helps you lead a healthy life.”

The manager differs by saying: “I don’t agree with both of you. I think it’s best to have both. So when the wife thinks you’re with the mistress and the mistress believes you are with your wife – you can go to the office and finish some work.”

Random Riddle

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Jun 102012
 
They are all the first words of types of dives into the water. Swan Dive, Cannon Ball, Can Opener, Pencil Dive, Belly Flop
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What do these words have in common?

Swan
Cannon
Can
Pencil
Belly