A Guide To Calorie Burning Activities

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May 242012
 

Here’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories per hour they consume.

Beating around the bush. . . . . . . .   75
Jumping to conclusions . . . . . . . .   100
Climbing the walls . . . . . . . . . .  150
Swallowing your pride. . . . . . . . .   50
Passing the buck . . . . . . . . . . .   25
Throwing your weight around
(depending on your weight). . . . .   50-300
Dragging your heels. . . . . . . . . .   100
Pushing your luck. . . . . . . . . . .   250
Making mountains out of molehills. . .   500
Hitting the nail on the head . . . . .   50
Wading through paperwork . . . . . . .   300
Bending over backwards . . . . . . . .   75
Jumping on the bandwagon . . . . . . .   200
Balancing the books. . . . . . . . . .   25
Running around in circles. . . . . . .   350
Eating crow. . . . . . . . . . . . . .   225
Tooting your own horn. . . . . . . . .   25
Climbing the ladder of success . . . .   750
Pulling out the stops. . . . . . . . .   75
Adding fuel to the fire. . . . . . . .   160
Wrapping it up at the day’s end. . . .   12

To which you may want to add your own favorite activities, including:

Opening a can of worms . . . . . . . .   50
Putting your foot in your mouth. . . .   300
Starting the ball rolling. . . . . . .   90
Going over the edge. . . . . . . . . .   25
Picking up the pieces after. . . . . .   350
Counting eggs before thay hatch. . . .   6
Calling it quits . . . . . . . . . . .   2

Random Riddle

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May 242012
 
One speaks without reflecting and the other reflects without speaking.
Hold your mouse over for the answer.
What’s the difference between gossip and a mirror?

Joke Of The Day

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May 242012
 

A man goes to the doctor. He says, “Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!”

The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man’s thigh, only to hear, “Gimme 20 bucks. I really need 20 bucks.”

“I’ve never seen or heard anything like this before. How long has this been going on?” The doctor asked.

“That’s nothing Doc. Put your ear to my knee.”

The doctor put his ear to the man’s knee and heard it say, “Man, I really need 10 dollars. Just lend me 10 bucks!!”

“Sir, I really don’t know what to tell you. I’ve never seen anything like this.” The doctor was dumbfounded.

“Wait Doc, that’s not all. There’s more, just put your ear up to my ankle,” the man urged him.

The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead, “Please, I just need 5 dollars. Lend me 5 bucks, please, if you will.”

“I have no idea what to tell you. There’s nothing about it in my books,” he said, as he frantically searched all his medical reference books. “I can make a well educated guess though,” he continued. “Based on life and all my previous experience, I can tell you that your leg seems to be broke in three places.”

Cupcake Toothpaste

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May 232012
 

Obviously a Michelle Obama favorite!

Lovers of cupcakes and baked goods rejoice! Satisfy your sweet tooth even when brushing your teeth with this amazing Cupcake Toothpaste.

Minty toothpaste just can’t compare when you could be tasting cupcakes. Of course if you love cupcakes this much you may have a problem, but that’s okay. This might even help you fight your cravings for the sweet confectionery treats.

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