Random Riddle

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May 272012
 
A 'One Way' sign!
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I always point in the right direction. My instructions are written in black and white. Disobey me and pay the consequences. I will never say more than two words at a time.

What am I?

Joke Of The Day

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May 272012
 

Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3 children.

The pilot comes on the radio and says the plane is going to crash, and there are only three parachutes.

The doctor yells out, “Save the children”

The lawyer yells out “SCREW THE CHILDREN!”

The priest yells out ” IS THERE TIME?”