Random Riddle

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Mar 252012
 
I am the letter H.
Hold your mouse over for the answer.
When you yell help, I’m there,
But if there’s an emergency, who cares?
When you’re happy, I’m with you,
When you’re glad, goodbye.
I’m deep in unhappiness,
But not in depression.

Joke Of The Day

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Mar 252012
 

WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor.”

HUSBAND: “Water in the carburettor? That’s ridiculous.”

WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburettor.”

HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburettor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?”

WIFE: “In the pool.”