Thought For The Day

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Feb 042012
 

1. Piss on a Crucifix, and they’ll call you an “Artist”;

2. Piss on the American Flag, and they’ll call you a Freedom of Speech “Constitutionalist”;

3. Piss on a Police Car, and they’ll call you an Occupy Wall Street “Freedom Lovin’ 99 percenter”;

4. Piss on a Taliban piece of shit that just tried to kill you with an IED, and the Obama administration will try to prosecute and send you to prison.”

I stand with Congressman Allen West, quote, “If you haven’t been there shut your mouth.” War is Hell!! Hope the politicians hear that.

Controversial Artist Depicts Obama Trampling The Constitution

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Feb 042012
 

In front of the White House a man is sitting on a park bench in the throes of depression. He is surrounded by all 43 presidents. In the forefront, purposefully ignoring the depressed man is President Obama, whose right foot is stepping on the Constitution. James Madison is next to Obama, pleading with him to stop.

This tableau is called “The Forgotten Man”, a painting by Jon McNaughton, an artist who is known for his politically-charged work.

“For a long time I didn’t know if I wanted to paint this picture, because I worried it might be too controversial,” McNaughton explains in a voice over. “(T)his man (on the park bench) represents every man, woman, and child who is an American… he hopes to find the American dream of happiness and prosperity.

“But now because of unconstitutional acts imposed by the American people by our government we stand on the precipice of disasters,” he added.

McNaughton explained his position behind the painting. “I don’t place all the blame on Obama. On my website I try to explain what each president has done,” he said. “The thing I like about the painting is that it does get people talking.”

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Is This The Ultimate Woman?

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Feb 042012
 

Technology merges best parts of some of the world’s most beautiful celebrities.

Each stands alone as one of the world’s most beautiful women.

So put them all together and the result would surely be the ultimate head-turner. Or would it?

Well now, thanks to the wonders of modern technology, you can judge for yourself.

After a poll to discover which parts of female stars women most admired and desired, an image of what is being called the ‘ultimate celebrity’ has been created.

Beneath the Duchess of Cambridge’s tumbling shiny hair, you will find the chocolate brown eyes of singer Cheryl Cole, the nose of actress Kate Beckinsale and the cheeks of fellow Hollywood star Keira Knightley.

Eyebrows come courtesy of Transformers actress Megan Fox and the perfect chin is apparently found on still another actress, Gwyneth Paltrow.

Those bee-stung lips could only be Angelina Jolie’s, and the ultimate celebrity’s decolletage belongs to busty TV presenter Kelly Brook.

The inclusion of Prince William’s new wife in the poll of more than 9,000 people – by online beauty retailer Feel Unique – is no surprise.

Her perfectly coiffeured curls have been credited with everything from a boom in hair products to an increase in women dyeing their hair brown.

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Random Riddle

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Feb 042012
 
A sword.
Hold your mouse over for the answer.
Born in the flame
Conceived in the earth
Some use me with shame
And others with mirth
Once I’ve been tamed I hardly miss
And all men fear my deadly cold kiss
They cloak themselves in shells and chains
They try to fend off the inevitable pain
I am gifted to both soldiers and kings
My beauty can rival an angels wings
But do not forget the homely hearth
For it was probably my first place of birth

Joke Of The Day

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Feb 042012
 

There was a man who couldn’t seem to stop biting his nails, so he went to see a psychiatrist for some help.

After explaining his problem, the doctor told him that nail biting was a common complaint, but it really didn’t cause any harm.

“That’s what you think, doc,” said the man. “I’m a carpenter!”