Joke Of The Day

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Dec 262011
 

The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundreds of people swinging a long chain with a watch on the end.

He’s saying, “You’re all in my power…you’re all in my power..”

Fifteen hundred people are going, “Oooo…”

He starts to say it again, “You’re all in my…”, when he accidentally drops the watch.

He says, “Shit.”

It took them two weeks to dig everybody out.

Random Riddle

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Dec 252011
 
The Letter 'e'. Adam has no 'e', Eve has two 'e's and everyone else has 5 'e's.
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Adam has none, Eve has two, Everyone else has five.

What is it that they have?

Joke Of The Day

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Dec 252011
 

When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for, then he spread the animal shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter.

“What are you doing?” his mom asked.

“The box says you can’t eat them if the seal is broken,” the boy explained. “I’m looking for the seal.”