Obama Compared To Lincoln

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Nov 232011
 

For all of you who have made disparaging remarks about President Obama, please read the following…

I’m sure most of us have read the so-called comparison of Lincoln and Kennedy, but did you ever consider the relationship between Obama and Lincoln? You might be surprised…

Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and Barack Hussein Obama:

1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible.
2. Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois.
3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.
4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama had very little experience before becoming President.
5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration. Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.
6. Lincoln was a skinny lawyer. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
7. Lincoln was a Republican. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
8. Lincoln was in the United States Military. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
9. Lincoln believed in everyone carrying their own weight. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
10. Lincoln did not waste taxpayers’ money on personal enjoyments. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
11. Lincoln was highly respected. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
12. Lincoln was born in the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
13. Lincoln was honest, so honest he was called Honest Abe. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
14. Lincoln saved the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

Random Riddle

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Nov 232011
 
The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says chew chew!
Hold your mouse over for the answer.
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

Joke Of The Day

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Nov 232011
 

Did you hear about the scarecrow?
He got an award for being outstanding in his field.

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
He’s fully recovered.

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the Boston Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.