Random Riddle

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Jul 282011
 
I am a ship.
Hold your mouse over for the answer.
Weight in my belly
Trees on my back
Nails in my ribs
Feet i do lack
What am I?

Joke Of The Day

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Jul 282011
 

Barack and Michelle are at the White Sox game and one of the Secret Service guys leans over and says something to the president. Obama stares at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head “NO!”

The agent goes: “But Mr. President, it was a unanimous request, from the owner of the team down to the bat boy- and the fans would absolutely love it.”

So Barack shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, if that’s what the people want…”

He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall into the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, and screaming… and the crowd goes absolutely wild, cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.

Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, “You were right; I would have never believed that!”

Noticing the SS agent standing in shock with jaw dropped, Obama says “Hey, what’s wrong?”

“Sir… they wanted you to throw out the first pitch!

Scaring The Hell Out Of Mom On A Racecourse

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Jul 272011
 

Ever feel on edge when your child’s behind the wheel? Probably not as bad as one California mother.

Stunt driver Darius Khashabi recently took his mom for a ride in his modified 2006 Corvette. They did some laps around California’s Laguna raceway with mom screaming most of the time. The entire clip is about 12 minutes long.

Mom didn’t know he was taping the ride until about halfway through but she was a pretty good sport in the end.

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