Random Riddle

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Jul 292011
 
The wizard brought the rosebush to her home at night and returned her to the garden in the morning. Therefore, she was the only plant without dew.
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There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden.

One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them.

He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home.

One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard’s garden.

He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home.

How did he know which rose bush was his wife?

Joke Of The Day

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Jul 292011
 

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.

He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.

The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.

Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

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Jul 282011
 

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