Q: What is an Obama sandwich?
A: Pure bologna piled high and deep.
Q: Did you know that Obama remodeled Air Force One?
A: Yes, because it now has two left wings.
Q: What’s the best place to photograph Obama administration officials?
A: A police lineup.
Q: How can you tell when Barack Obama is lying?
A: Only a Barack Obama supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
Q: How many Barack Obamas did it take to change a light bulb?
A: None – he only promised “change.”
