Adam was talking to God one day, ”Why did you make Eve so pretty?”
God replied, ”So you would love her.”
Adam then asked, ”Why did you make her such a good cook?”
God replied, ”So you would love her”.
Adam asked, ”Why does she have such a heavenly smile?”
God said, ”So you would love her”.
Finally, Adam asked, ”Why did you make her so dumb?”
God replied, ”So that she would love you!”