Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk

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Jun 222011
 

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:

Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you’re not really my type
Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight

Random Riddle

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Jun 222011
 
You drink the water from the waterbed, eat the DATES of the calendar, and to escape, you look in the mirror and you see what you saw and you grab the saw; cut the desk in half and 2 halves make a whole, and you jump out the HOLE!
Hold your mouse over for the answer.
You’re in an enclosed room, no doors, no windows, all you have is a desk, a calendar, a waterbed, and a mirror. First you need to drink, and then you need to eat, and then you need to figure out how to escape before a wrecking ball whacks your house down, how do you drink? How do you eat?

How can you escape?

Joke Of The Day

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Jun 222011
 

I was in a bar the other day telling that “cruelty joke,” “What do you do if you see an epileptic have a fit in the bathtub? You throw in your laundry!”

Well, we were all having a laugh when this guy tapped me on the shoulder and said, “Excuse me, but I don’t find that funny. My brother was an epileptic and by coincidence he did die in the bathtub during a fit.”

I said, “Oh, man, I’m so sorry. Did he drown?”

He said, “No, I think he choked on a sock.”

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