Random Riddle

You drink the water from the waterbed, eat the DATES of the calendar, and to escape, you look in the mirror and you see what you saw and you grab the saw; cut the desk in half and 2 halves make a whole, and you jump out the HOLE!
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You’re in an enclosed room, no doors, no windows, all you have is a desk, a calendar, a waterbed, and a mirror. First you need to drink, and then you need to eat, and then you need to figure out how to escape before a wrecking ball whacks your house down, how do you drink? How do you eat?

How can you escape?