Joke Of The Day

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Mar 232011
 

Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs “give me your money,” he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, “you can’t do this – I am a United States congressman!”

“In that case,” replied the mugger, “give me MY money.”