Joke Of The Day

Three old men are in a retirement home moaning.

“I wish i was able to pee without feeling pain.” says one.

“I’m so constipated, I never have a regular bowel movement anymore.” Says the 2nd.

” That’s nothing ,” Says the 3rd.” Every morning I have pee at 6am and then a bowel movement at 6.30am.”

“What are you moaning about then.”

“I don’t wake up til 7am.”