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What is it that by losing an eye has nothing left but a nose?
Random Riddle
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Dec 262010
Confucius on Hygiene
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Dec 262010
On hygiene, Confucius say…
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
House without toilet is uncanny.
Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete’s tongue.
Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Joke Of The Day
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Dec 262010
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,”Seven Points.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”
The old man replied, “It’s fart football!”
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says -“Touchdown, tie score!”
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says “Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7!”
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score!”
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!”
Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.
The wife looks and says, “What the heck was that?”
The old man replied, “Half-time, Switch sides!”
Cartoon Of The Day
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Dec 252010
Ronald Reagan Christmas Address
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Dec 252010
In a world of political correctness and Christmas culture wars, Reagan’s national address from December 23rd, 1981 is almost unbelievable! It is a breath of fresh Christmas air! What happened to the politicians like him who are not afraid to hold fast to the Christian faith despite what others think or say about their Christmas beliefs? God help us by sending more like him back into our country! The challenge: will you speak like this the next time you are given opportunity to speak about your faith? This video is available for download through Sermonspice