A teacher asked her class to find out a story from their parents with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and began to tell their stories.
“Jimmy do you have a story to share?”
“Yes miss – my daddy told me a story about my Uncle Willie. Uncle Willie was a pilot in the Air Force in the first Gulf War and his plane got hit. He had to bail out over enemy territory and all he had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. He drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn’t fall into the hands of the enemy, then he parachuted right into the middle of 20 enemy troops. He shot 15 of them with the gun until it ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife until the blade broke, then he killed the last one with his bare hands.”
“Wow”, said the teacher. “What kind of moral did your daddy teach you from that?”
“Stay away from Uncle Willie when he’s been drinking.”
