Why Conservatives Are Called The “Right” And Liberals Are Called The “Left”

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Sep 012010
 

I have often wondered why it is that the Conservatives are called the “Right” and the Liberals are called the “Left.”

By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:

Ecclesiastes 10:2-3 (New International Version)

2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.

3 Even as he walks along the road, the fool lacks sense and shows everyone how stupid he is.

And now you know!

Joke Of The Day

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Sep 012010
 

A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. “Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper.”

Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. “Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie.”

Confused, the man went to his rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. “Let me tell you a story,” replied the rabbi. “A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. ‘Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.’ But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. ‘Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel.

The man protested: “What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?”

“No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed.”

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