Joke Of The Day

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Aug 262010
 

A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates… As he enters, he asks St. Peter, ‘I have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?’

St. Peter said, ‘That’s a question only God can answer.’

So the zebra went off in search of God.

When he found Him, the zebra asked, ‘God, please – I must know Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?’

God simply replied ‘You are what you are.’

The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, ‘Well, did God straighten out your query for you?’

The zebra looked puzzled.. ‘No sir, God simply said ‘You are what you are.”

St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, ‘Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes..’

The zebra asked St. Peter, ‘How do you know that for certain?’

‘Because,’ said St Peter, ‘If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, ‘You is what you is..’

Neil Armstrong: “Good Luck, Mr Gorsky”

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Aug 262010
 

This is a true story…

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous “one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind” statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.”

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky” statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

On July 5, 1995 (in Tampa Bay, FL) while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbor’s bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky.

As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, “Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You’ll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!”

Barack Obama Vs. Majority Public Opinion

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Aug 252010
 

Phyllis Schlafly wrote this piece that neatly packages an illustration of our rogue anti-American Marxist/Socialist president.


Americans are being treated to welcome entertainment during the dog days of summer as we watch the Democrats wring their hands over Barack Obama’s tone-deafness about political reality. Their despair about Obama is so painful that they are even calling on George W. Bush to come back and rescue Obama from his own mistakes.

The Democrats are reluctant to admit the truth that Obama is not a smart politician (like Bill Clinton, for example). Obama is a radical ideologue determined to “transform” America into the socialist mold, regardless of voter retaliation against Democratic candidates.

Let’s tick off the issues where Obama staked out his lonely position at the same time public opinion polls showed the majority of Americans lining up on the other side. Obama’s determination to achieve “change” doesn’t include obeying the wishes of We the People.

Take ObamaCare, for example. Ramming it through Congress, overriding regular legislative procedure and the opposition of the American public, he deluded himself into believing that once it became the law of the land, the people would dutifully support it.

But they didn’t. Even after passage, the Rasmussen survey reports this month that 66% favor repeal of the Health Control Law, and 50% say repeal will benefit the economy.

On Aug. 3, 71% of voters in Missouri, the bellwether state, approved a referendum to invalidate any ObamaCare mandate to force individuals to buy health insurance. The same week, a federal judge ruled that Virginia may proceed with its lawsuit to overturn ObamaCare’s mandate on individuals to buy insurance.

The Democrats had hoped they could postpone Obama’s commitment to Hispanic voters until after the 2010 elections by tucking the contentious immigration issue under the rug this year. But then Obama brought the immigration issue front and center by filing suit against the Arizona law.

A CBS poll shows that 57% of Americans think Arizona’s law is “about right,” and a Rasmussen poll found that 65% of Arizonans support the law. Zogby found that 58% of Americans nationwide want their own state to adopt a law similar to Arizona’s.

Then there’s the matter of building the mosque on the ground near the 9/11 attack on New York City. Obama supports it, even though 61% of Americans are against it.

The mosque raises another festering issue. The Pew Research Center reports that 18% (one in five Americans) think Obama is a Muslim, and Time magazine puts that figure at 24%. The number of people who think Obama is a Christian is in a free fall, and 43% don’t know his religion.

Obama’s Arabic Accent

Rush Limbaugh reminded us of Obama’s statement quoted in the New York Times that the Muslim call to prayer is “one of the prettiest sounds on Earth” and that he recited it with a first-rate Arabic accent. The translation of the prayer call is “Allah is supreme. Allah is supreme. Allah is supreme. I witness that there is no god but Allah.”

Obama chose the most left-wing Supreme Court justice in history, Elena Kagan. He ignored the Gallup poll showing that 42% of Americans wanted a new Supreme Court justice who would move the court in the conservative direction, while only 27% wanted it to move more liberal.

Obama is even pressing for “card check,” one of his many payoffs to the unions, even though 61% of Americans oppose this, according to Voter Consumer Research. Card check would make it easier for unions to organize workplaces by getting rid of the secret ballot.

Obama is still pushing cap-and-trade, which the voters have dubbed “cap and tax” because it will make electricity and all kinds of energy cost every American thousands of dollars a year. CNN reports that 51% of Americans oppose it, and Democratic congressional incumbents who voted for it in the House last year are finding it a big negative in their 2010 campaigns.

Obama is still unwilling to face up to the American people’s opposition to his economic policies of big spending, higher deficits, staggering debt and redistribution of wealth. According to a Rasmussen survey, less than one in five voters are willing to pay more taxes to lower the federal deficit because they believe we are already overtaxed.

More than 8 in 10 Americans believe the deficit is the result of overspending, not a lack of tax revenue. And 58% believe that if Obama and Congress raise taxes to reduce the deficit, they will just spend the money on new government programs.

When Gallup asked Americans to name the greatest threat facing our country, the national debt tied with terrorism as the top choice. No wonder Zogby reports that 52% of Americans say Obama’s change has made the country worse.

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