I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 gun turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.
It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told me to forget it….. AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN !
So I sent the application in again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
Work starts on Monday!
