Things To Think About

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Jul 032010
 

If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?

And whose cruel idea was it to put an “S” in the word “Lisp”?

If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him….Is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide….is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Would a wingless fly be called a walk?

Is a shelless turtle homeless or just naked?

Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Is it true that cannibals won’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

Nancy Pelosi: Unemployment Checks Are the Fastest Way to Create Jobs

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Jul 022010
 

Just think… this idiot is next in line, right after that genius Joe Biden, to become President if something happens to Barack Hussein Obama. The only unemployment that will create jobs is her’s!

“Suppose you were a congressman. And, suppose you were an idiot. But, I repeat myself.” ~ Mark Twain

Joke Of The Day

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Jul 022010
 

Father O’Malley answers the phone. ‘Hello, is this Father O’Malley?’

‘It is!’

‘This is the IRS. Can you help us?’

‘I can!’

‘Do you know a Ted Houlihan?’

‘I do!’

‘Is he a member of your congregation?’

‘He is!’

‘Did he donate $10,000 to the church?’

‘He will.’