Joke Of The Day

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Jul 032010
 

An elderly man went to his doctor and said, ‘Doc, I think I’m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.’

‘That’s not senility,’ replied the doctor. ‘Senility is when you forget to zip down.’

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

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Jul 032010
 

1. Look at the size of his putter.

2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent.

3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.

4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

5. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.

6. Lift your head and spread your legs.

7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

8. Just turn your back and drop it.

9. Hold up. I’ve got to wash my balls.

10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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