A woman was shopping at a local super market where she picked up a half gallon of milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of juice, a head of lettuce, 2lbs can of coffee,and a package of bacon. As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt a drunk guy was standing behind her watching her.
While the cashier was ringing up the lady’s items the drunk guy calmly stated ” You must be single”.
The lady was a bit startled by this. She looked at the items she was about to purchase and thought to herself nothing was unusual. So she answered back “Yes I am, how on earth do you know that?”
The drunk guy answered back ” Because your ugly!”
