A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. The man comes out and finding the politicians, buries them.
The next day, the police are at the farm questioning the man. “So you buried all the politicians?” asked the police officer. “Were they all dead?”
The man answered, “Some said they weren’t, but you know how politicians lie.”
This is the Liberal mindset. Helen is merely expressing what a lot of her leftist friends are thinking, but won’t dare say… including Obama. I will never understand why American Jews continue to vote for Democrats.
Just think of the uproar from the “State Run Media” if Rush Limbaugh had said…”Tell the blacks to go back to Africa”.
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
“A less costly alternative,” said the doctor, “is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.”
The Alabama man said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.”
“Trust me,” said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
“1”
“2”
“3”
“4”
“5”
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Ohio, West Virginia and Washington DC…..
He said he’s been fighting from day one – you decide. Based on Kevin Kristy’s photo essay at PolitiPage.
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