A red fox listens to mice scurrying six feet beneath the snow before diving head first into the drift to snap up its prey.
Fox Snow Dive
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May 202010
Cartoon Of The Day
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May 192010
Problem Solving
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May 192010
How to solve problems with:
1. Illegal Immigration
2. Hurricane Recovery
3. Alligators attacking people in Florida
Answers
1. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
2. Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
3. Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Are there any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Billboard Of The Day: Had enough Hope and Change?
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May 192010
This billboard protesting Barack Hussein Obama’s presidency and the Democrat’s agenda greets drivers in Minnesota.
Joke Of The Day
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May 192010
Brad, a local beach goer, couldn’t even get a second look from any of the girls on the beach. So he headed over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard had any advice for him.
“Dude, it’s obvious,” said the lifeguard. “You’re wearing those gnarly old swimming trunks that make you look like an old geezer. They’re years outta style. Your best bet is to get yourself a Speedo—say, two sizes too small—and drop a potato inside it. You’ll have all the babes you can handle.”
The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his brand-spanking-new tight Speedo and his potato, and it’s not long before he approaches the lifeguard tower once more.
“For cryin’ out loud,” said Brad, “it’s worse than before! Everyone on the beach acts disgusted as I walk by—covering their faces, turning away, laughing! What’s wrong now?”
“Brad!” said the lifeguard, “The potato goes in front!”