Problem Solving

How to solve problems with:

1. Illegal Immigration

2. Hurricane Recovery

3. Alligators attacking people in Florida

Answers

1. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

2. Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

3. Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

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