A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling very hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu….
Baked Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Democrat or Baked Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the Politicians?”
The cook replied,
“Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning!”
