Common Sense Evaluation

One night, a torrential rain soaked Southern Ireland. The next morning the resulting flood waters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes.

Mrs. O’Flattery was sitting on her roof with her neighbour, Mrs.O’Leary, waiting for help to come when Mrs. O’Leary noticed a baseball cap Floating near the house.

She watched it float far out into the front yard and then float back to the house. Again and again, it kept floating away from the house, then back towards house.

Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs.O’Flattery, “Do you see dat dere baseball cap a floatin’ away from the house, den back again?”

Mrs. O’Flattery said, “Oh yeah, dass my husband Paddy; I tole him he gonna cut the grass today, come hell or high water!”