Common Sense Evaluation

Dave was on his bus route to pick up tourists for a group tour of the Sesame Street studios. At the first stop was an overweight woman who gets on the bus and says, ‘Hi, I’m Patty and I’m a fatty,’ then goes and sits down.

At the second stop is another “metabolically challenged” woman, who gets on the bus and says, “Hi, I’m Patty and I’m a fatty,’ then goes and sits down.

At the next stop was a woman with a young boy. The two of them get on the bus and the woman says, “This is my son Ross and he’s special.’ The two of them take a seat.

At the next stop a hippie looking fellow; sandals, tie-dyed t-shirt, rose-colored glasses; the whole bit; gets on the bus and says, “I’m Lester Cheese and I do as I please,” and goes and sits down, takes off his sandals to reveal bunion-ridden feet; which he immediately begins picking at; the whole time saying, “I’m Lester Cheese and I do as I please.” “I’m Lester Cheese and I do as I please.” 

Well, the rest of the passengers were REALLY grossed out at the sight of Lester’s feet and the mess he was making, and they were getting louder and louder.

Dave stops at the main studio and everybody gets off while he sits with his head in his hands, thinking to himself, “I CANNOT believe this day.” 

I had two obese Patty’s, Special Ross, Lester Cheese, pickin’ bunions on a Sesame Street Bus!