Joke Of The Day

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Mar 102010
 

The Detroit Police Department reports finding a man’s body in the Detroit River near Belle Isle. The dead man’s name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently fell into the river and drowned as a result of being inebriated.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and an Obama for President in 2008 t-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.

The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.

Qualifications to be President

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Mar 092010
 

In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple, the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age. 

However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. 

The class was taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone’s jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, “What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?” 

Yep, these are the same 18-year-olds that just elected the President of the United States . Now we know why. And don’t forget, “They walk among us and voted!”

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