Joke Of The Day: Immigrant Style

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Mar 302010
 

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.

“Hey, how much you charge for da hour?” he asks.

“$100,” she replies.

In broken English, he says, “Do you do immigrant style?”

“No” she says.

“I pay you $200 to do immigrant style.”

“No,” she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

“I pay you $300.”

“No,” she says.

“I pay you $400.”

“No,” she says.

So finally he says, “OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style.”

She thinks, “Well, I’ve been in the game for over 10 years now. I’ve had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?”

So she agrees and has sex with him.

Finally, after several hours, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, “Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is immigrant style?”

The illegal immigrant replies, ….. “You send bill to Government.”

Sarah Palin: Warning: Subject to New Politically Correct Language Police Censorship

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Mar 292010
 

This is why Barack Hussein Obama and the rest of the Alinsky socialists are absolutely terrified of Sarah!


March Madness battles rage! My family and I join millions of Americans enjoying college basketball’s finest through March Madness. Underdogs always get my vote as we watch intense competition bring out the best in these accomplished teams.

The Final Four is an intense, contested series (kind of like a heated, competitive primary election), so best of luck to all teams, and watch for this principle lived out: the team that wins is the team that wants it more.

To the teams that desire making it this far next year: Gear up! In the battle, set your sights on next season’s targets! From the shot across the bow – the first second’s tip-off – your leaders will be in the enemy’s crosshairs, so you must execute strong defensive tactics. You won’t win only playing defense, so get on offense! The crossfire is intense, so penetrate through enemy territory by bombing through the press, and use your strong weapons – your Big Guns – to drive to the hole. Shoot with accuracy; aim high and remember it takes blood, sweat and tears to win.

Focus on the goal and fight for it. If the gate is closed, go over the fence. If the fence is too high, pole vault in. If that doesn’t work, parachute in. If the other side tries to push back, your attitude should be “go for it.” Get in their faces and argue with them. (Sound familiar?!) Every possession is a battle; you’ll only win the war if you’ve picked your battles wisely. No matter how tough it gets, never retreat, instead RELOAD!

– Sarah Palin

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What do people fear most?

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Mar 292010
 

Two magazines, Country Living (95.99% white readership) and Ebony/Jet (99.99% black readership) did surveys on….

“WHAT DO PEOPLE FEAR MOST?” The results were quite interesting, to say the least…

Country Living magazine’s top three answers were:
1. Nuclear war/terrorist attack in U.S
2. Child/spouse dying
3. Terminal illness

Ebony/Jet magazine’s top three answers were:
1. Ghosts
2. Dogs
3. Registered mail

No Kidding… And these are the people who put Obama over the top; what would you expect?

AND TO GO ALONG WITH ALL OF THIS, I’LL SHARE TWO QUOTES; ONE PITIFUL AND ONE GREAT!

My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you’ll join with me, as we try to change it.” ~ Barack Obama

”Life’s tough……it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.” ~ John Wayne