3 dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all of them with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them what happened.
“The first body: A Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hench the enormous smile, Inspector.” says the coroner.
“The second body, Scotsman, 25, won thousands on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”
The Inspector asked, “What of the third person?”
“Ah” says the coroner, “This is the most unusual one.
Billy Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30 struck by lightening.”
“Why is he smiling then?” asks the Inspector.
“He thought he was having his picture taken.”
