The Detroit Police Department reports finding a man’s body in the Detroit River near Belle Isle. The dead man’s name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently fell into the river and drowned as a result of being inebriated.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and an Obama for President in 2008 t-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.
