Some people celebrate their 65th birthday with family and friends – this man balances on a rickety chair…on top of a mountain.
Obama Reads Word “Corpsman” as “Corpse Man” Twice
Here is video showing the dangers of being so heavily dependent on a teleprompter.
Barack Hussein Obama was speaking at the National Prayer Breakfast and was telling about a Navy Corpsman who assisted the suffering people of Haiti. But as his head bobbed back and forth between his two teleprompters, he read the word “Corpsman” and pronounced it “Corpse Man” twice.
Joke Of The Day
Little Johnny’s neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny’s family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnny’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears he would be grounded for the rest of the month.
Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnny looked in the crib he said, “What a beautiful baby.”
The mother said, “Why, thank you, Little Johnny.”
Johnny said, “He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.”
“Can he see?” asked Little Johnny.
“Yes”, the mother replied, “we are so thankful. The Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.”
“That’s great”, said Little Johnny, “cuz he’d be screwed if he needed glasses!”