Goodbye Miss America (a hippie’s got his finger on the button)

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Feb 112010
 

Ever wonder where all those hippies went? Yeah, me neither. But a bunch of these “Utopian hair-growers” are now elected officials in our nation’s capitol. Free Love is now Free Health Care. Make no mistake, all hippies didn’t look like the homeless cousin of big foot… which brings us to the most dangerous hippie of all…. The Ivy League Hippie. These guys are using our constitution for rolling papers. And we’re gonna have to put a stop to it.

Joke Of The Day

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Feb 112010
 

A flat chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts. Dr Smith advised her ‘Every day after your shower, rub your chest say ‘Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!’

She did this faithfully for several months! To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn’t recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, ‘Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.’

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked ‘Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith’s?’ ‘Yes I am……… How did you know?’ He winked and whispered, ‘ Hickory dickory dock…’

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