Goodbye Miss America (a hippie’s got his finger on the button)

Ever wonder where all those hippies went? Yeah, me neither. But a bunch of these “Utopian hair-growers” are now elected officials in our nation’s capitol. Free Love is now Free Health Care. Make no mistake, all hippies didn’t look like the homeless cousin of big foot… which brings us to the most dangerous hippie of all…. The Ivy League Hippie. These guys are using our constitution for rolling papers. And we’re gonna have to put a stop to it.