Suicidal Muslims

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Jan 162010
 

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide .. Let’s see now..

  • No Jesus
  • No Christmas
  • No television
  • No cheerleaders
  • No Nude Women
  • No car races
  • No football
  • No soccer
  • No golf
  • No tailgate parties
  • No pork BBQ
  • No hot dogs
  • No burgers
  • No chocolate chip cookies
  • No lobster
  • No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
  • No nachos
  • No Beer nuts
  • No Beer !!!!!!!!
  • Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
  • Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he’s sick and there are no doctors.
  • Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
  • More than one wife.
  • You can’t shave.
  • Your wives can’t shave.
  • You can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
  • The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
  • Your bride is picked by someone else.
  • She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
  • Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

Joke Of The Day

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Jan 162010
 

The priest of a small Irish village had a pet rooster.

One afternoon, he noticed that the rooster was missing. He suspected that it had been stolen to be used in cockfighting.

At mass the next morning, he asked the congregation, “Has anyone got a cock?”

All the men stood up.
“No, no,” he said. “That wasn’t what I meant.
Has anybody seen a cock?”

All the women stood up.
“No, no,” he said. “That wasn’t what I meant either.
Has anyone seen a cock that doesn’t belong to them?”

Half of the women stood up.
“No, no,” he said.
“Perhaps I ought to rephrase the question.
Has anyone here seen my cock?”

All the choirboys stood up.

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