Suicidal Muslims

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide .. Let’s see now..

  • No Jesus
  • No Christmas
  • No television
  • No cheerleaders
  • No Nude Women
  • No car races
  • No football
  • No soccer
  • No golf
  • No tailgate parties
  • No pork BBQ
  • No hot dogs
  • No burgers
  • No chocolate chip cookies
  • No lobster
  • No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
  • No nachos
  • No Beer nuts
  • No Beer !!!!!!!!
  • Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
  • Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he’s sick and there are no doctors.
  • Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
  • More than one wife.
  • You can’t shave.
  • Your wives can’t shave.
  • You can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
  • The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
  • Your bride is picked by someone else.
  • She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
  • Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?