Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Crowded elevator smell different to Midget.
He who eats too many prunes,sits on potty many moons.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass, make spectacle of self.
Man who make love to girl on hill….he not on level.
Honeymoon over when man who whispered sweet nothings before now say nothing sweet.
Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
When lady say, “no”, she mean, “maybe” when she say “maybe” she mean “yes” but when she say “yes” she no lady.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
When man 60 marry girl 25, like buying book for someone else to read.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
