Joke Of The Day

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Oct 242009
 

A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there are no male apes available for mating.

The zookeeper approaches a redneck janitor with a proposition. “Would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500?” he asks.

The janitor accepts the offer, but only on three conditions: “First, I don’t want to have to kiss her. And second, you can never tell anyone about this.” The zookeeper agrees to the conditions and asks about the third.

“Well,” says the janitor, “I’m gonna need another week to come up with the $500.”

Black and White

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Oct 242009
 

This was written by a black gentleman in Texas with a great sense of humor and creativity!

When I was born, I was BLACK ,

When I grew up, I was BLACK ,

When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK,

When I got cold, I was BLACK ,

When I was scared, I was BLACK ,

When I was sick, I was BLACK ,

And when I die, I’ll still be BLACK .

NOW, You ‘white’ folks….

When you’re born, you’re PINK,

When you grow-up, you’re WHITE ,

When you go in the sun, you get RED,

When you’re cold, you turn BLUE,

When you’re scared, you’re YELLOW,

When you get sick, you’re GREEN,

When you bruise, you turn PURPLE ,

And when you die, you look GRAY.

So who y’all callin’ COLORED folks?

Welcome to Government Health Care

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Oct 242009
 

Huge lines of people were forced to wait outside in the rain for flu shots at Cedarburg High School in Wisconsin.

Mike O’Keefe thinks a health care overhaul would lead to more long lines like the flu shot lines at Cedarburg High School.


Here are more pictures from The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel photo essay.

Hat tip Gateway Pundit

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