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OBITUARY

Ebert “Sonny” Walters, dead at 104!

During his childhood Ebert was councled by his tough old cowboy grandfather from Wyoming that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.

His family said Ebert did that religiously every morning and he outlived his wife Iona by 52 years, he died last Thursday at age 104.

Ebert left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren and 25 great great grandchildren, and a 15 foot deep hole where the crematorium USED to be!