Joke Of The Day

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May 242009
 

Barack Hussein Obama was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

To the blonde he said, ‘I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?’

She replied, $200.’

To the brunette he asked the same question.

Her reply was $100.

He then asked the redhead

Her reply was, ‘Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my
pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you have retirees, then it isn’t going to cost you a damn cent!’

Congress Wants to Raise the Federal Excise Tax on Beer by 145 Percent

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May 232009
 


They are just asking for a Revolution!

Drunk on power and dazed by ambition, members of Congress have stumbled upon a novel way to keep their spending binge rolling — and leave American taxpayers with the hangover.

Under a Senate proposal, Congress would raise the federal excise tax on beer by 145 percent to more than $3 a case.

Uncle Sam also would snatch an additional $7 on a case of wine — a staggering increase of 233 percent and an additional 20 percent on hard liquor sales.

“Buzz-kill doesn’t even begin to describe this invasion,” said a GOP congressional aide.

Not content just sticking it to alcohol drinkers, the lawmakers also proposed slapping new taxes on soda.

Sen. Max Baucus (D-Mont.) and Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) were quick to say they do not necessarily support the proposals they pitched. They were tossing them out there only as options for paying for President Obama’s proposed massive government takeover of the health- care industry.

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