Joke Of The Day: Jose and Carlos

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Apr 092009
 

Jose and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose

But only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.

Jose bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day, he drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage – free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

“Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to Jose, “I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills everyday?

Jose says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”

Carlo’s sign reads; “I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.”

“What’s wrong with that?” Carlos asks him.

“No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!”

Carlo’s says “all right what does your sign say?”

It reads, “I only need another ten dollars to get back to Mexico.”

Quote Of The Day

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Apr 092009
 

The economy is in rough shape – it’s terrible. In fact, you know Snap, Crackle, and Pop?

Well, they were arrested today for selling smack, crack, and pot. ~ Jay Leno

Jimmy Carter Obama Assessing Action Over U.S. Hostages

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Apr 082009
 

Tune in here next week to get an update and to find out what Obama’s assessment is!


A presidential spokesman says the White House is assessing a course of action to resolve the hijacking of a U.S.-flagged ship off the coast of Somalia.

Press secretary Robert Gibbs said Wednesday that the White House was monitoring the incident closely. Said Gibbs: “Our top priority is the personal safety of the crew members on board.”

The White House offered no other immediate details about what actions it was considering.

Somali pirates on Wednesday hijacked the U.S.-flagged cargo ship with about 20 American crew members aboard, hundreds of miles from the nearest U.S. military vessel in some of the most dangerous waters in the world.

It was the first pirate attack against American citizens in recent memory.

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