Apr 082009
 

Barack Obama paid his respects to two very different monarchs. Watch the American President give a slight head nod to the UK’s Queen Elizabeth, and then practically touch the toes of Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah.


Ed Anger says, Obama = O-BOW-ma!

I’m madder than a spitting camel at our new Communist-in-Chief!

First he goes to England, gives the Queen records of his own speeches, and lets his wife hug the old broad! (Like I said last week: at least Michelle didn’t try to give the Queen the fist bump!)

But then it got worse. The Teleprompter Kid met some A-rab king and bowed down to the guy! He didn’t bow to the Queen, did he? OK, the Queen doesn’t have billions of gallons of oil on her land, unless you count the vats of grease they cook their food in. But Sarah Palin has billions of dollars of oil on HER land and Obama would rather eat raw moose meat than bow to Sarah!

The A-rabs should be bowing to US! They use our army because they don’t have their own since the Israelis wrecked their old one. The A-rabs are good at chopping each other’s heads off for stealing a falafel, but they couldn’t win a fight with Jerry Seinfeld?

All A-rabs do all day is put on their weird Snuggie outfits and go shopping for diamonds and Cadillacs. The only smart thing about A-rabs is they don’t let their women drive, and if you’ve ever been in a Wal-Mart parking lot, you know that’s a good idea!

That’s who Obama bowed down to? If you can’t be bothered bowing down to the offspring of a bunch of homely, hemophiliac Krauts, why curtsy to the grandson of some illiterate desert bandit wearing a tea towel?

That’s what were getting for the next four years, my fellow Americans!
When the spacemen land in DC, expect Obama to kiss their little green feet!

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Barry, Your Roots are Showing!

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Apr 082009
 


Are we allowed now to use the president’s full name, Barack Hussein Obama? The rules keep changing. One day it’s a hate crime, another day a source of pride for the president. Is someone keeping track, is there a web site I can check periodically to see if it’s a Hussein Okay Day?

Capping off his wildly successful Blame America First tour in Europe, Barack H. Obama made a stop in 
Turkey to continue his Islamic Outreach Program, at which time he trotted out his Muslim heritage. Barack H. Obama’s biological father and stepfather were both Muslims.

Obama took the occasion to express his “deep appreciation for the Islamic faith, which has done so much over the centuries to shape the world, including my own country.”

Writing for Front Page Magazine, Robert Spencer provides a brief review of major turning points in American history: the drafting of the Constitution, the struggle against slavery, two world wars, the Cold War, the Great Depression and the struggle for civil rights. Spencer astutely points out that “one would be hard-pressed to find any significant way in which the Islamic faith has shaped the United States in terms of its governing principles and the nature of American society.”

In reality, Sharia law is entirely incompatible with a free and modern society. It mandates brutal punishments for the most minor infractions and subjugates women to the status of mere chattel. Islam did, however make an impression on the United States on September 11, 2001.

This was bizarre, even for Obama; particularly as Defense Secretary Gates was calling for drastic reductions in military spending. During his overseas junket, Obama called for the complete abandonment of nuclear weapons, volunteering to start with unilateral disarmament by the United 
States. This was neatly juxtaposed with images of North Korea’s defiant missile launch.

When Obama’s mother married his stepfather, Lolo Soetoro, she uprooted her little boy of six and took him to Indonesia, an underdeveloped Muslim country. Hostilities with the Dutch had recently ended and there was little in the way of infrastructure. For a time, Barry Soetoro studied in a Muslim school. Ann Dunham, Obama’s mother was an atheist.

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Two Trillion Tons

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Apr 082009
 

Two Trillion Tons (Obama Parody)

I don’t take credit for this song, though I wish I could. Just remember, parodies are created to mock true events.

CREDIT TO: Jim Gossett

Lyrics:

Obama got elected, now there is no end;
The Democrats wanna tax and spend,
Tax and spend us into bankruptcy,
With a tax-cheat runnin our Treasury.
You spend two trillion bucks, and what do you get?
No recovery but deeper in debt.
St. Peter better call me fore its too late;
I owe my soul to the welfare state!
Obama is a leftist, as he cant deny;
Govern from the center, was a great big lie.
Karl Marx Manifesto is his playbook,
And you and me soon will be on the hook.
You spend two trillion bucks, in unsecured cash;
Soon the dollar will be pure trash.
Our bond holders we have to appease;
We owe our soul to the Red Chinese.
Obama and his people are makin a mess,
Bernankes fired up the printing press,
Printin money that dont exist,
No wonder America is gettin (peeved?)
You spend two trillion bucks,
They aint done yet!
Obama and Pelosi are pilin up the debt.
I work hard for the money, this I dont deserve
We owe our souls to the Federal Reserve!