Cartoon Of The Day: Somalian?
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Apr 142009
Joke Of The Day
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Apr 142009
Three men were asked what they would want to be said about them at their funerals. The first one said, “I want someone to say I was a wonderful father.”
The second man said, “I want someone to say I was the greatest baseball player ever.”
The last man said, “I want someone to say, ‘He’s moving, he’s moving!’”
Beautiful Minds: Stephen Wiltshire
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Apr 142009
Sweatin’ With the Socialists
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Apr 142009
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New Golf Terms
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Apr 142009
A ‘Rock Hudson’ – a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t
A ‘Saddam Hussein’ – from one bunker into another
A ‘Yasser Arafat’ – butt ugly and in the sand
A ‘John Kennedy Jr.’ – didn’t quite make it over the water
A ‘Rodney King’ – over-clubbed
An ‘OJ.’- got away with one
A ‘Princess Grace’ – should have used a driver
A ‘Princess Di’ – shouldn’t have used the driver
A ‘Condom’ – safe, but didn’t feel very good
A ‘Brazilian’ – shaved the hole
A ‘Rush Limbaugh’ – a little to the right
A ‘Nancy Pelosi’ – Way to the left and out of bounds
A ‘James Joyce’ – a putt that’s impossible to read
A ‘Ted Kennedy’ – goes in the water and jumps out
A ‘Pee Wee Herman’ – too much wrist
A ‘Sonny Bono’ – straight into the trees
A ‘Mickey Mantle’ – a dead yank
A ‘Paris Hilton’ – a very expensive hole